It's all in a days work...

If you see me coming...don't answer the door

So most of you know, those that actually read my blog, that I've taken on job! A super fun, super easy and it's super adventerous! I'm a Process Server for the Constables Office with a wicked PI badge to boot! I love it, my kids hate it and Dan tolerates it!

This is an e-mail I had to send to the "Boss" of an adventure I had today!

The names have been changed to protect the guilty...I mean innocent!



Hi "Boss",

I went to serve "John Doe" tonight (07/26/2009 20:35.) I knocked on the door and rang the doorbell a few times, at least 5 minutes.

I looked up and sitting at the top of the stairs was a man trying to hide, in his underware. He saw me looking at him so I knocked and rang again and once he made eye contact with me I waved and waved and rang and rang and knocked and knocked untill he finally came down to the door.

After he opened the door I asked if he was "John Doe." He said "No". I asked if John was home he said "No." I asked the man if he lived at the home, he said he is just "visiting/staying with a friend." I asked if John lived at the home, he said he didn't know who lived at the home. I asked what the name of his friend that was letting him stay at the house, he said he didn't know. I then asked again if he was John Doe, he said "No" again.

I told him that the 123 Maple home belonged to John Doe...he said he didn't know whose home it was.

I asked what his name was, he said "Joe, and that's enough." I then asked him once more with my very best frown/smile, "Are you really John Doe?" he said no.

Hmmmm....

He didn't know John Doe,
He didn't know whose home it was.
He didn't know what his friends name that he was visiting/staying with
and he was in nothing but his underware....

Maybe I should have called the POLICE!

Male
5'11"
220 lbs
60-65 yrs old
Balding white hair
White facial hair
No clothes just underware!

Melissa

Maybe it was a "you had to be there" moment...but I'm still chuckling!

Until the next adventure....

With the click of the mouse....

Just a little funny I need to share....I just took a little gander on my netflix to see what would be in the mail tomorrow and guess what I found? Someone hi-jacked my netflix. Well 2 little someones, Jake and his "silent partner" Koda. The two little stinkers added over 60 movies...between Teressa (aka Broadhead rentals) and myself, we own all but 1 of them! So when I asked Jake why he did that his response was "because I like movies mom!"

What will they think of next?

A Change of Heart

Baby Mia finally got her Heart!

http://www.mcdonaldfam.blogspot.com/

DEAR SANTA,

So we were on our way to Provo the other day and Dan and I had this little conversation with Hannah:

Hannah--"Mom?"

Me--"Yes, Hannah?"

Hannah--"I need to make my wish list"

Me--"A wish list for what?"

Hannah--"You know, all the stuff I want from Santa!"

Me--"Oh, that list."

Hannah--"I want 4 things...a new bike like Drew's (the 10 year old neighbor girl who owns a sweet cruiser,) a 2 pack of LPS VIP'S, a horse webkin and a ladybug webkin and a DS."

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Some how the 2 webkins count as 1 gift---augh...6 year olds

Daniel--stating a mere fact "We're in a recession Hannah."

Hannah--"What's a recession?"

Me--"That means Santa's broke."

Me--"What's a DS?" (of course I know what it is, I wanted to see if Hannah knows what it is.)

Hannah--"I'm not really sure what it is, but it has a LPS game, kind of like my LPS virtual thing, but not really, you can buy games for it like the Wii but it's just different mom, Tanner has one and I want one."

At $129.99 for a DS and $29.99 for each game....Don't tell Hannah, but I think Santa's bringing her an Easy Bake Oven!

Ps. Thanks Camee

Happy Halloween...

2007

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2005

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2004

Just a few highlilghts of past years... it's sad how time flies!

YoU can LoSe bAttLes and still WiN the WaR

This morning, while getting ready for school, Hannah informed me that she wanted to wear orange and pink.

"Hannah, orange and pink don't match,"

"Yes they do!" she said as she pulled out her 'Ring Pop' t-shirt that is a sherbet orange with pink ring pop suckers on it.

"Okay, go get your pink pants and HURRY you're going to be late for shcool!"

Very quickly she emerged from her room...dressed...however, not in the pink pants I suggested. She came out in a pair of RED VELVET pants.

"Hannah!" I yelled, "What are you doing? Where are the pink pants? You're going to be LATE!!"

Her very dramatic yet somber response was, "Mom, I want to look like the morning sunrise."

"Whatever, I don't have time for this...go brush you teeth."

Battles and Wars...you pick 'em